You remember Rougned Odor right? No, it’s not an enlarged colon ailment or even something you get after wearing wet boots for a long time. Rougned Odor is a baseball player. Remember?? He endeared himself to Bluejays fans many moons ago when he did this.
He also did this, so it ain’t all bad.
Just kidding. Rougned Odor is an Olympic-calibre donkey, who would do VERY well in the bars of Tijuana.
Last night at Rogers Centre in the bottom of the 7th inning, with his team down 17-2, Odor jumped on a meatball thrown by (checks notes)…someone named Brock Stewart, and hammered one over the fence.
Batting .205. Team’s losing 17-3 and this POS flips his bat and hot dogs a homerun. Once a d-bag. Always a d-bag. #TexasRangers #BlueJays #RougnedOdor #OurBatFlipisBetterThanYours pic.twitter.com/u6XtaXxeir
— Sarah (@sarahU277) August 13, 2019
Instead of rounding the bases in a timely fashion, Odor tossed his bat, blew bubbles at the Bluejays players, took 75 minutes to circle the bags, and then eye-balled the Rogers center crowd before trotting into the Rangers dugout to celebrate his Game 7 world series-winning home run.
This made the game 17-3 for the Bluejays.
Pimping home runs is fine with me, but Jesus Christ man, learn how to pick your spots. Jose Bautista doesn’t play here anymore, and Justin Smoak probably doesn’t even remember the ALDS series. You and your team were also down by approximately 7,988 runs at the time. You know his teammates hate him, you know they do.
Rougned Odor is a VERY bad baseball player on a Texas team that is going to miss the playoffs again. The odor is currently batting .206 with a WAR of 0.2 and really sexy BABIP of .250 These are almost Chris Davis numbers. Ok, they’re not THAT bad, but they aren’t numbers one would normally associate with a decent or even average baseball player. The good part of this story is that he will most likely be DFA’d next year and will end up finishing his career in the Venezuelan developmental league.
FYI: In case you were wondering about the etymology around Mr. Odor’s name, after some research it turns out ‘Rougned Odor’ is a loose Venezuelan colloquialism for “Where the poo from the city toilets empties into the vast ocean.”
Never change Rougned. Never change.