Leave it to Millennial hippies to make the phrase “Stick it where the sun don’t shine” not apply anymore.
It’s called perineum sunning and it’s an ancient Taoist practice. Whatever you say about it, this has got to be the most organic way to bleach your butthole.
I found this story on www.health.com but I wanted to share it with you here because…buttholes!
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☀️Perineum Sunning PART 2☀️ 🍑I was recently interviewed for an article on this, so I thought I’d share more: Perineum sunning is an ancient Taoist practice that originated in the Far East. In Taoism, the perenium or Hui Yin is called the “Gate of Life and Death.” This is a gateway where energy enters & exits the body. I first learned about perineum sunning through my studies of Taoism and Tantric practices. Mantak Chia speaks about this in his work, as does my friend @ra_of_earth . 🍑The benefits of perineum sunning include: 🌞 •It brings in prana or solar energy from the sun into the organs within the body which strengthens the organs. 🌞 •Perineum sunning prevents against the leakage of chi or life force energy from the body. This in turn sustains health & longevity of the physical body. •Increases creativity and creative output. •Aids in a healthy libido & balanced sexual energy. •30 seconds of sunlight on the perineum is equivalent to being in the sun all day with your clothes on. •It regulates the circadian rhythm and promotes deeper sleep. •Grounds and connects you to the Earth. •Increases your personal magnetism and amplifies the auric field. •Better focus & mental stimulation. •Regulates hormone function in the sex organs. ⚡️ 🍑My experience with perineum sunning has been profound. I have been practicing this for a few months now. I start my day with 5 minutes of perineum sunning & feel energized for hours. I no longer rely on coffee for energy to start my day because I am getting my energy from the sun. I also am experiencing better sleep and require less sleep due to boost of overall energy. • 🍑I would highly recommend this to anyone who is seeking optimal health & wellness and to those looking to connect with their sexual energy in a balanced way. • 🍑The main advice I have that this practice is meant to be done in the time of 30 seconds to 5 minutes MAX in the sun. 🌞 •‼️‼️THE INTENTION OF THIS IS NOT TO TAN YOUR BUTTHOLE‼️‼️ • 🌞 Sunscreen is not required & all you really need is 30 seconds of sun exposure. The ideal hours of the day to do this are between 7-9 am. #ButtholeSunning #SexualHealing #TaoistPractices
Metaphysical Meagan gives us all of the benefits of tanning your taint in the longest Instagram caption in history.
I’m a big believer in ancient knowledge. It’s obvious that ancient civilizations were well advanced in medicine and science and somehow we lost that knowledge either because of the spread of monotheistic religion or because the dumb people literally out-f*cked the smart people.
Think about it:
Scenario A: Monotheism is about social control (See Ludwig Von Feuerbach). You simply do not have the manpower (take it easy PC goofs we’re speaking historically here, like Roman Empire era, so yes, MANPOWER), to physically police everyone so you get them to police themselves with a thought squadron. Someone who knows all of what you think and all of what you do all of the time, and if you are in any way deviant even in thought.
He will damn you to eternal torture in a fiery hell where his greatest enemy (who used to be his main boy) is the landlord and you’ll suffer for eternity. And as George Carlin so brilliantly put it “But he loves you…”
Scenario B: The more intellectually advanced people became the less they were concerned with hedonistic pleasures of the flesh. They became interested in harmonic healing, time travel, and existential as well as metaphysical matters. The dumb people worked hard and when they were off the clock, drank copious amounts of mind-altering substances and had sex – leading to a significant growth in their population.
Then they slaughtered the smart people in the name of power, control, resources, religion, etc. Or the smart people figured out a way out of here to something better.
Anyhow, Sometimes ancient knowledge isn’t superior to modern knowledge because the world has changed and we’ve learned things since, like in the case of skin cancer. Your chode is a very thin layer of skin so maybe direct exposure to the sun is no bueno.
I’m no doctor, but I’m no ancient Taoist monk either.
Here’s Carlin being the GOAT because I love you: