Turns out he fucks chickens, too.
NY POST: The suspect wanted for Friday’s rice cooker bomb scare is a 26-year-old West Virginia native who is facing charges in his home state for allegedly sending bestiality videos involving a chicken to a minor, law enforcement sources told The Post.
Cops believe Larry Griffin II, of Bruno, is the same man caught on CCTV leaving two rice cookers in a subway station, sparking an evacuation in Lower Manhattan around 7 a.m. during the rush-hour commute.
According to police in West Virginia, Griffin was charged in 2017 for showing a video to a minor that involved him having sex with a chicken. The case is still pending.
Dude is fucked. I believe Doug Ford would call him a ‘nutcase’ and he would be correct. BTW, that’s his ‘sneaky face’ caught on CCTV leaving those rice cookers around Manhattan. Either the mental health system has let this man down or he’s tweaking huge on backcountry meth.
You can’t get away with anything anymore, btw. If you ever feel like committing terrorism (faking it if you’re Larry) or fancy murdering someone you’ve always hated, don’t. There are cameras everywhere watching everything you do all the time. They might not catch you in the act of fucking a chicken or thrill-killing a vagrant, but it will catch something. You’re truck turning onto the rural road where whorehouse known as ‘A Chicken Farm’ is located. Buying the shovel and some lye at the local ACE Hardware store to bury whatever you kill on your ‘Homeless Hunt’.
And unless it’s illegal to leave rice cookers with nothing in them on the side of the road, I don’t even think ‘Larry Chicken Fucker’ should be charged. I left an old slow cooker and water heater on the side of the road last week and some nice man with no teeth and a shitty truck took it and thanked me after. There was no international manhunt or APB.
Anyway, They caught the rice cooker guy and his parents are most likely related. And he has sex with chickens.