Source – This just in: The Vatican has purportedly become a hotbed for homosexual activity since Pope Francis came along. At least according to one “top” Vatican official.
According to the National Catholic Register, a very reliable senior member of the Curia claims that the extent of gay shenanigans happening inside the Vatican under Pope Francis’ watch has “never been worse.”
Last week, it was reported that police raided a cardinal’s apartment after neighbors reported some unholy goings on. Upon entering the unit, they found themselves in the middle of a wild drug-fueled gay sex orgy.
So far, the Vatican has remained mum about the alleged scandal.
But the Church official confirmed to National Catholic Register that the orgy did, in fact, happen. Not only that, but a “huge homosexual underground in the Church” has apparently been thriving since about 2012, shortly before Pope Benedict stepped down and Pope Francis took over.
Vollmer claims corrupt high-ranking Church leaders hellbent on “fostering heretical sexual behavior” have formed “a group of extremely powerful old Cardinals of the 1970’s generation of liberals” which is causing “social mayhem,” as evidenced by last week’s gay sex orgy.
The Vatican has yet to issue any comment on the matter.
What do they mean “Never been worse?” If you’re one of these priests getting on the good foot and doing that bad thing with a couple of other Padres, I think they mean “Never been more AWESOME!”
I like Pope Francis and if there’s a Pope that would wink and turn a blind eye to these guys enjoying themselves you’d think it would be him. If God is as loving and accepting as those pictures of the Christ depict, you’d think he’d be first to encourage these men of the cloth to fulfill themselves and be as loving as possible while doing it.
If the Church decided it was cool to let people be people and adults to engage in consensual pleasures of the flesh, the Vatican would be a way more swinging place and you’d have fewer Priests asking pool boys to text them pictures.
