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This happened in Granada 10 minutes into their Europa Cup game against Man U,
Most Streakers aren’t great planners.
They streak, they get detained and that’s usually it.
Most streakers buy tickets and show up to games in track pants pretending to be a fan before they run around with their dicks out.
But most streakers aren’t my man, Olmo Garcia, a celebrity eco-warrior.
Source: Olmo Garcia, named by local media as ‘The Naked Man of Granada’, is well-known in the Andalusian city and often walks through public areas without sporting any clothes.
On Thursday, the 37-year-old’s reputation grew as he somehow disrupted the behind-closed-doors fixture at the Los Carmenes stadium, avoiding all security and coronavirus protocols in doing so.
Garcia ran onto the pitch in the 10th minute, throwing himself to the floor and rolling around before being escorted away by police.
“The man made it into the stadium at 7am after getting through the security perimeter located between the stadium and the Palacio de Deportes building, where it is clear he spent the next 14 hours hidden under the canvas in order to not be seen until he decided to make his move.”
If you think spending 14 hours hiding under some canvas tarp is impressive, wait until you see Olmo break free after being escorted out of the arena.
That’s one determined streaker.
I love how the cops backed right off. None of those guys want to risk an incidental wiener touch and it’s reflected in their effort.
You can’t underestimate someone willing to waste 14 hours of their life hiding under a tarp only to roll around naked on international TV.