This is one of those videos you watch 50x because you keep finding something new to enjoy.
HUGE props to the mom who sprung from her lounger to grab the toddler before the fireworks found their way to the other fireworks next to a jerry can full of gas (Americans throw gas on anything).
Sure glad lawn darts were banned.
— MondoAB (@MondoAlberta) July 6, 2022
Is it just me, or is society losing brain cells at an exponential rate?
— CamsPortraits46 (@portraits46) July 6, 2022
Worst. Neighbours. Ever.
— Julie Purmalis (@JuliePurmalis) July 6, 2022
If you can shoot it, light it on fire or make it explode, Americans think they have a god-given right to it. They also think being American makes them incendiary experts by osmosis, AAANNNDDD they’re all drunk, so crowd-clearing fireworks are right of passage.
Ask future NFL Hall Of Famer, Jason Pierre Paul.
Happy 4th of July from Jason Pierre Paul's missing fingers pic.twitter.com/Pq1uPRdS6A
— Section 108 (@fromthe108) July 4, 2018
No one ever listens to the grizzled fireworks veteran anymore. If you listen to the video, you heard Gamps say “That ain’t gonna work, you gotta put em in the ground!” Gen Xr’s want their kids to learn from mistakes but they refuse to listen to old people so “fucking around and finding out” is the new post-secondary education, and it’s entertaining AF.
FRIGGEN 🇺🇸 EH!! https://t.co/vU86SqPhcs
— 🇺🇦 Fil M 🧢🦉🇨🇦🇲🇽🇮🇹 (@jolie_oiseau77) July 6, 2022
