NEVER fuck with Aussies in their own home. Ever.
Steve said he wasn’t scared and just wanted to apprehend the young fella and didn’t even see the bats. Knives or metal rods.
Steve was sleeping naked at the time of the attempted robbery and used one of the little fellas as a shield after throwing on his undies, and the video is incredible.
He woke up early to go fishing, catching these knobs in the act of robbing his daughter’s car.
CCTV captures the moment a boxing day hero chases down allegedly armed thieves – in his undies
— 9News Gold Coast (@9NewsGoldCoast) December 26, 2022
“To be truthful, I just wanted to give one of the little fellas a ‘touch-up.’ I didn’t know I was nicked with a knife. I’m “captain undies” at the moment.”
“That’s how well I’m going.”
What a smile and what a fucking LEGEND. Guys like Steve have nothing to prove, and life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you might get, and it’s just another day being a real man.
Steve beats on 3 of the five ARMED intruders and thinks it’s funny. He doesn’t think he’s a hero. That’s what makes Steve a real man/hero. Heros/real men take on five guys in their gitch before going fishing (he still went fishing) because it needs to be dealt with before you hit the bait shop for worms and a 12-pack of Fosters Lager.
No shoes. No shirt. Just bikini briefs and a couple of ass whoopings to start the day because it’s on the list of things to do.
Be like Steve.