I wonder if they found anything in Zeeshan’s rectum during the strip search. He looks like the kind of guy who mastered packing the old ‘Prison Wallet’.
First, a note from the good folks at Edmonton Police Service:
After his arrest at West Edmonton Mall two weeks ago, Chris, Zee and his braindead wife rallied 60 of the DUMBEST in and around the Edmonton area to go on a maskless shopping trip. AFter giving cops and mall security 2 weeks to prepare, Edmonton cops arrested Chris in a Build-A-Bear after he started verbally assaulting a child. They also arrested Jenny and Zee for not complying with their ban from the Mall.
AAAANNND, they’ll be there for the foreseeable future.
The actual arrest was not caught on camera, because Zee had wandered out of the store then couldn’t get back in. Sorta ruins the optics of Santa being arrested. He’s fired for sure. pic.twitter.com/jwd1HRG6br
— Caryma Sa'd – Lawyer + Cartoon Creator (@CarymaRules) December 4, 2021
What Chris, Jenny, and Zee were trying to do was get a video of cops arresting him dressed as Santa and because Zee’s a pussy, he left the store before Chris was arrested.
A setup that didn’t go as planned because dumb people are bad planners.
Chris won’t be getting out of jail anytime soon due to 11 outstanding warrants. He also does not have anyone to act as his surety (bail him out and claim legal responsibility for him) anymore. That was Zeeshan’s job and he’s sitting next to him in a cold Edmonton jail cell.
So what happens now?
Who fucking cares.
Jenny is too stupid, Chris is human garbage and Zee is a joke in a pubic beard and Edmontonians don’t take kindly to eastern scum causing a scene. They’ll make sure they give all three a stay in the Edmonton remand center one to remember.
Merry Christmas to the Soccacia’s!