It looks COLD in Edmonton. I went to the dump twice today in a windbreaker because I live in Southern Ontario, not far from where Chris hails from. Looks like he didn’t pack for the trip.
After his latest arrest by West Edmonton Mall security, I thought Chris might settle down and maybe swindle a private broker for a few hundred thousand dollars.
Start a family with Jenny and raise large-breed dogs.
If there’s money to be made from selling shitty T-shirts and hoodies for cash, e-transfer, and bitcoin, Chris is there to make it happen.
Last week Chris and his lovely wife were dummied by WEM Mall cops after refusing to live on a maskless shopping trip for knee socks. Now Chompers is trying to flex his social muscle, threatening to hogtie security if they even touch him.
I’ll make a prediction: Chris won’t have “hundreds” of his own security and if he gets 100 people to show up, it’ll be a fucking miracle.
Here’s another prediction: Chris won’t make it 200 feet into the mall. After what I watched those WEM mall cops toss him around like a drunk coming out of 1st RND.
Last night, Chris & Jenny Sky (Saccoccia) claimed to have been assaulted by a “real life Nazi” at @Official_WEM.
Turns out they were referring to mall cops trying to enforce a valid trespass, after ten minutes of asking nicely.
— Caryma Sa'd – Lawyer + Cartoon Creator (@CarymaRules) November 19, 2021
Classic, Chris. He’s a professional victim who instigates opportunities to inflame dumb people who think he’s fighting for them.
He’s not. He’s selling t-shirts and running for his life.