Imagine spending 10 k on a family vacation, getting 12-bell wasted on day 1, and fighting with another wasted father of the year.
im at the pool tryna relax and the white boys start puttin hands on each other pic.twitter.com/js8s6uR5x8
— LONGLIVECODYKELL$ (@JSantanaBack) June 12, 2022
There’s nothing like a boozy morning swim followed by testing your strength against another wasted dad doing the same thing. Note the inability to stay upright OR make a proper clenched fist. Also, note how fucken TIRED these two heroes are 15 seconds into the ‘scrap.’
Pro Tip: out-of-shape dads make for a terrible fight. If you’re going to throw haymakers, at least make a fucking fist. Otherwise, you get fat guys gassed, rolling around on the fucken pavement. Jesus Christ.
DB
