a guy who is definitely excited about having an open relationship pic.twitter.com/cEDqIihnvE
— Jackson Rickun (@JacksonRickun) September 5, 2019
What a time to be alive.
I’m happy for this guy because he’s happy. He could be talking about getting a new 70 inch TV and it would make me just as happy or him.
Open relationships seem like they’d be way more work than fun.
I’ve said this before: “I want less of that, not more.”
I think Open relationships are a young person’s game. If you’re over 40 you likely look at open relationships like me.
Too many people to please.
Too much time spent doing stuff I don’t wanna do.
A scheduling nightmare that sucks up your free time all for a muscle spasm.
Too many germs and too much indiscriminate fluid for this guy.
Having said that. I wish I was this excited for anything in life. Enviable.