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Source: A British man whose penis fell off due to a severe blood infection had a new one built – on his arm, where he even got an extra 2 inches, according to a report.
Malcolm MacDonald, 45, a mechanic, suffered a horrific infection in his perineum that turned his fingers, toes and manhood black.
“I had struggled for years with an infection in my perineum but I had no idea what could happen,” the separated dad of two from Thetford, Norfolk, told the outlet.
“When I saw my penis go black I was beside myself. It was like a horror film. I was in a complete panic. I knew deep down it was gone and I was going to lose it,” he said.
For two years after losing my penis I felt a shadow of a man. My life really fell apart because I had no self-confidence. I drank too much. I didn’t see family and friends — I just didn’t want to have to face up to it,” he said.
But then he found out from his doctor about the so-called “penis master” — Professor David Ralph of London’s University College Hospital.
MacDonald also decided to request an extra two inches on the $65,000 appendage.
“They were happy to listen to what I wanted it to be like, which was amazing. Not many can say they have a designer penis,” he said.
Surgeons formed a new manhood — with its own blood vessels and nerves – using a skin flap on the left arm of the right-handed man. They created a urethra and installed two tubes inflated with a hand-pump, allowing him to achieve an erection.
The shaft was then removed from his forearm, leaving the base, allowing it to form naturally as skin and tissue. He now awaits for it to be finally transferred to its proper location.
Wow, talk about life kicking you in the balls.
Blood infections kill extremities and unfortunately for men, the penis is an extremity so don’t wait to see a doc if you’re hammer starts to turn black. He might still have it if he didn’t wait YEARS to see a doctor about the infection in his perineum. And, why Am I not surprised Malcolm was asked for ‘two more inches’? Would any man in his situation? Wouldn’t you? Can I fit the fourth question in a row into this sentence?
The only problem for my boy Malcolm now is he doesn’t have enough money for the reattachment surgery because he blew it all on the 65k extension so his arm dick is now 4 inches bigger because it just keeps growing. Unfortunately, Paul can’t wear t-shirts and still has no functional penis to speak of but he said he’s hoping after the coronavirus staffing delay “The Penis Master” can move Malcolm’s new hammer back to his groin where it should be,
Food for thought if you ever have to ask for a bigger dick.