I’m starting to understand that Piiere’s ad team is out of ways to beg dumb old evangelicals for money.
I don’t even know how to describe the stretch other than to say his sweaty coms director, Jenni Byrne is out of ways to steal money, and they hope this resonates with the immigrant wallet.
Using a person of color for votes/political fundraising? ✅
A little grab ass? ✅
Finding a way to turn a kid late for an exam into political fear porn?✅
You need to be extra stupid to buy what this cult turd sells. https://t.co/uTDjqeghiA
— Dean Blundell (@ItsDeanBlundell) July 25, 2022
This kid was locked INTO a house he shares with his friends. MILLIONS of college students live in student housing, a party right of passage for young people as is jumping out of windows to get to an exam.
How old is this kid? 19? 20? Show me a 19-year-old who’s angry he can’t afford a 600k home, and I’ll show you an overachiever. This kid doesn’t give a shit about buying a house. Fuck, he didn’t even know what Pierre was doing, but he’s brown and young, so Pierre’s alt-right team wasted no time using him in their fugazi propaganda video.
I guess Pierre moved on from insane wood analogies.
I know I wood. pic.twitter.com/9mXvYiSVl9
— ♥♦JillofAllTrades♦♥ (@JillofAllTrad14) July 4, 2022
— Pierre Poilievre (@PierrePoilievre) May 19, 2021
Pay attention, Canada! If you strip away the hopeful music, the nonsense about wood + the Magna Carta & just listen to his words, @PierrePoilievre's latest is bleak. I believe @TimothyDSnyder calls this the Politics of Eternity. #cdnpoli #NeverVoteConservative https://t.co/wyr5jkjABY pic.twitter.com/pJp8y6VbD1
— 🏙 🍁 🇨🇦 🌻 (@theKeenUrbanist) July 4, 2022
I used to avoid sharing PP’s political cult shit, but he’s on a creative roll. These are desperate skits by a complete and total wiener that make me laugh harder the more he stretches. It’s impossible to stay angry at this guy because I don’t live in the religious/political matrix, unlike his supporters.
Heavy petting some reclaimed wood?
Helping kids safely jump out of windows?
Are you not entertained more than you’re angry? If so, congrats. You’re smarter than every person in Canada who takes Pierre seriously.
Have a great week! I know I will. Pierre’s on a fucking weirdo heater again, and there’s nothing funnier if you’re not 12-bell stupid.