The My Pillow guy, Mike Lindell, guaranteed himself a LONG stay in the cooler.
The FBI swarmed him at a Hardees (Mike can’t afford McDonald’s after everyone stopped selling his pillow) and took his phone as part of the J6 investigation.
So let me get this straight… the FBI went after Mike Lindell, a pillow salesman, faster than they did for any single associate of Jeffery Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell’s network of sex traffickers? pic.twitter.com/Oymy3KgZiF
— Five Times August (@FiveTimesAugust) September 14, 2022
I’m no legal beagle, but if I got a letter from the FBI telling me to STFU after getting arrested and having my phone confiscated, I’d probably STFU.
Not Mike Lindell. My boy is doing media rounds, shoving that paper in the FBI’s face like the law-abiding Christian/former 20-year crack addict he is.
Mike Lindell says the FBI stopped him at a Hardees in Minnesota today and seized his phone pic.twitter.com/72ix9MguHt
— Salty Irish☘Girl 🇺🇲 (@IrishAmerican27) September 14, 2022
Mike’s a twat waffle, so he probably incriminated himself, and it’s perhaps ALL on his phone. Correspondence with Trump, Mike Flynn, and Steve Bannon. The gang’s all in, Mike Lindell’s phone, and that’s a good thing for the J6 committee who plan on resuming those televised “Fuck Trump” trials this month.
Throw the TROVE of Secret Service documents in the mix because Liz Cheney has work to do before she leaves congress.
Dead spies? Stolen classified information about dead spies? Missing Top Secret information? FBI raids? Secret Service Texts?
Mike Lindell’s phone? LFG!
Please give me all the dirt on guys like this who think Jesus is the law. Jesus better has bail money for Mike because he’s fucked.
What a time to be alive.