Shut up and take my money.
Style points for using chocolate ice cream as a shit prop and big ups to the guy who flicked that little turd into the bowl.
I want one and every single public washroom should have one. This is a brilliant way to cut your cleaning bill and time in half and it’s ZERO contact which we can all appreciate right now.
NYPOST; Spanish company Kekatron Desarrollo SL has invented a self-cleaning toilet that could make flushing obsolete.
In a recent video from Pamplona showcasing the bathroom upgrade’s capabilities, the pioneering potty is loaded with a Himalayan-size mound of imitation refuse and toilet paper. Then, instead of swirling it away normally, the john retracts into a dishwasher-esque device that, according to Reuters, automatically cleans, dries and disinfects it with ozone gas after each use.
The clip concludes with the toilet springing back into place, looking like it’s never been used. Best of all, the cleaning process only requires two liters of water — around a third of what the average toilet uses with each flush.
A self-scouring smart throne could prove invaluable during the coronavirus epidemic, where the virus has been shown to spread via traditional flushing.
Yes sir. Sign me up immediately. A contactless, self-cleaning, COVID19 proof shitter? Considering the circumstances we find ourselves in, this might be the invention of the century. It literally addresses every single thing that grosses me out about using a public washroom removing all the anxiety associated with whatever hot death is in and around a toilet I may really need to use.
I’ve got a major issue with the way the rest of the world seemingly treating public bathrooms like it’s a goddamned hole in the ground deep in the forest.
God forbid I have to take a shit at a Leaf game because I wouldn’t. I have left professional sporting events that I’ve spent hundreds of dollars to be present at just so I could take a shit in a bathroom where I could be assured of not dying of fucking legionnaire’s disease after using it.
So until this mound-flushing, anti-bacterial toilet, is standard issue in every public washroom in the world, don’t shit on the seat and flush the goddamned toilet.