He’s apparently known as ‘Champagne Boy” and his man purse/sailing shirt makes him look like a huge, doucher.
I think about doing stuff like this all the time but I have some common sense so I don’t because I’m not an aminal. That’s the difference between ‘Champagne boy’ and ‘Chair Girl’ who could spend six months in prison for doing the same thing with an IKEA outdoor chair from 40 stories up, last year.
If you have to throw something off a balcony, don’t. And if someone tells you you’re “SUPREME” man bag looks really cool, it doesn’t. You look like a rapist with a rape kit strapped to your chest.