Booze and drugs, baby. Booze and drugs. And Kebabs, apparently.
RT xbethdeakin: Wow fight In kens kebab pic.twitter.com/Sxloho3MKA
— jinhyuk (@leejinhynk) January 12, 2020
I don’t know why or how this started and nor do I care. I sat mesmerized by the guy who sat motionless through the whole fracas eating his late-night meal, flipping through his cell phone.
I’ve watched enough Jason Bourne movies to know this guy is the only guy in the kebab shop no one wants to fuck with.
Pro Tip: If you find yourself in a drunken fast-food fight and there’s a dude comfortable enough to act like nothing’s going on, DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE! If the scrap came his way everyone dies inside 20 seconds (except the manager and kebab artist…they have to clean it up).
This happened in England, so Captain Big Balls here is probably MI6 or a member of England’s ‘Special Boat Services’ which is the British equivalent to a Navy S.E.A.L. and they’re all insane.
BTW, ‘Identity’ is still the best Bourne flick. The ‘Pen VS Knife fight scene is the balls.