Kris Bawden posted this today and it shook me. It’s a parenting hack that’s so simple, it hurts.
If you’re a new parent who happens to have an As Seen On TV Billy Bass lying around, get a load of the Big Kris Billy Bass Baby Pacifier.
Dad hack – use the Billy Bass to pat your child to sleep pic.twitter.com/jDfpwHLnMK
— Kris (@bigkrisradio) June 16, 2021
Right? Simply brilliant. Some emergency kit first aid gauze or a tensor bandage with Billy Bass strategically placed to pat his baby’s bottom means Chris can surf porn or spin a joint while soothing his policy baby for 19.99. It’s cheaper than a baby swing and makes for great content but the most important thing is that it looks like it works.
After watching Kris’s video, I know how Alexander Flemming felt when he realized rotten fruit worked as an antibiotic: Shocked and amazed that no one had realized something so simple and readily available had the ability to solve a major life issue.
It’s a trailer park babysitter, but necessity is the mother of invention and I like it.