I wanna say ‘No’ but I feel like if I do say ‘No’ someone will get upset because all smells are particulate and farts are considered a noxious substance, then I’m labeled ‘Pro-Assault.”
Selling part of DeanBlundell.com comes with a responsibility to set an example. However, after getting to know our new partners, I don’t have to worry about that. I don’t have to come out hard against a guy farting into a karaoke booth/locking the person in because our new partners installed a 40-year-old urinal the COO’s office just for fun. Plus, I’d be lying if I said I haven’t done this or won’t do this again too, so I can’t lie. That’s what other people do.
I don’t know if this is some kind of lovers quarrel or he gets off on making people smell his farts but she doesn’t look pleased, and we have a splash of confinement here so I think it’s assault.
Farts will always be funny. Always.