My friend Blaine summed it up best: “I wish it hurt to be this stupid.”
"All I do is research, research, research." LOL.
Lingerie football player, Krista Ford. https://t.co/4YTSd0zI5n— Dean Blundell (@ItsDeanBlundell) May 22, 2022
If I were this dumb, I’d do terrible things and blame it on my extreme stupidity.
I’d steal make-up and sunbathe naked, blaming it all on how foolish I was. I’d shit in the neighbor’s birdbath and claim extreme stupidity when the police show up because why not.
It’s not like anyone takes a lingerie football player’s medical research seriously, mainly when that research is centered around begging for her husband’s job back or biblical research about a pandemic in 2022.
And when she says ‘research,’ she means ‘reading Facebook posts/memes from other incredibly dumb hyper-partisan religious assholes.
BUT WAIT! There’s more! Guy’s – she’s earnest about the “planned” covid pandemic’s ‘Domino effect’. SHe’s not going to get into it, which is a CRYING shame.
OMG! There's more! 😂😂😂.
"Guy's. I'm not going to get into the "Covid Domino Effect.""
Fuck. I REALLY wanted her to get into it. https://t.co/Qu6wHONlJo— Dean Blundell (@ItsDeanBlundell) May 22, 2022
As if that wasn’t enough, Qrista thinks the post office workers are the answer to being ‘together,’ and we all are attacking each other because it’s ‘sad.’
“It’s US vs THEM!”
I wouldn’t expect her to know that the airport authority isn’t CBSA but as Caryma points out, that’s solvable with a Google search. If I was balls deep in ‘research for my last social media post about the “Great Reset,” I would have nailed down those details first, but that’s me.
I hope this clip inspires employees at Deco Labels and KHCustoms to demand better for themselves.
Separate from the matter of vaccine requirements, I believe Qrista is speaking honestly about her perception of how employers feel about employees. pic.twitter.com/gFgdpmgODa
— Caryma Sa'd – Lawyer + Political Satirist (@CarymaRules) May 22, 2022
As if that wasn’t enough for Qrista, she goes full pandemic here with more lies about vaccine requirements and the labor shortage (total Qanon lie perpetuated by out-of-work rednecks who hate you in the name of Jesus).
Qrista’s phone is dying, and she might keep it off all weekend. Bye for now!
*@fordnation breathes a sigh of relief* pic.twitter.com/JGAIWTUKXc
— Caryma Sa'd – Lawyer + Political Satirist (@CarymaRules) May 22, 2022
All that and her plan to leave the crazy behind for the long weekend? Let her phone die.
But, sure. You don’t work because you can’t stop ‘researching’ while taking a dump.
Got it.
DB
*It’s not so shocking that her dad needs a binder for debates now, huh?
