This happened yesterday.
As bad as I feel for the young man tripping balls, I’d love to know which drug causes a cyclist to sound like the fucking Swedish chef from The Muppet Show.
Whatever drug causes this should be called the ‘Swedish Chef Drug’. It’s not bath salts because he’s not eating faces and it’s not pot because he’s totally incoherent.
It’s not Coke or opioids either.
Meth maybe? Does meth turn you into an incoherent Muppets character?
I don’t have any experience with synthetic drugs so I can’t make an informed decision about what this guy is on, so help me out here and ‘Name That Drug!’