All hail the Canada Goose. When they aren’t bringing down Chelsea Sullenburger’s 737 over the Hudson River, they’re going forehead to forehead with a few thousand pounds of cattle.
IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH CANADA GOOSE THEN YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME AND I SUGGEST YOU LET THAT ONE MARINATE https://t.co/zj7ZxJhEip
— Trigga Hex (@hexxx86) August 25, 2022
Fuck it. My spirit animal is a Canada goose. https://t.co/VsPlXqkSC4
— Diogenes Wept (@juliacmicheltx1) August 25, 2022
The Goose on platform 2 may or may not be a Canada Goose Operator involved in a Canada Goose operation, which may or may not be ongoing in the London Underground, Steve Stewart-Williams.
But we can’t say. Sorry. https://t.co/JGJk8G2zwj
— Canadian Forces in 🇺🇸 (@CAFinUS) August 19, 2022
A Canada Goose vs Cows clip is flowing around.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
If you piss off a goose,
They will fight you. pic.twitter.com/3r5sEzbjKV
— Dylan Lineger (@DylanLineger) August 25, 2022
Good thing you aren’t in Canada. The Canada Goose will attack. Your warning is the hissing sound they will make hence their nickname “Cobra Chickens”. pic.twitter.com/b2UKo6nx5g
— Sharon Cottle (@SharonCottle1) April 23, 2021
— Cutler Sports (@CutlerSports) April 27, 2018
Canada Geese are notorious assholes when they feel threatened. I’ve been attacked twice on a golf course, and other than the pain, the sound of these hissing pricks in and around the head is the worst. Instead, I’d get between a grizzly and her cubs rather than a gaggle of baby Canada Geese.
They’ll fight to their death like a spider monkey and have no problem chasing you for miles.
I like them, but I’d take a free drop during a round of golf before being within 20 feet of their pond-side hangouts. These flying cobras look regal and harmless, but they hate you. Trust me. I know as a four-time bird attack survivor (2x Canada Goose, 1x Blue Jay, and 1x Blackbird). Respect the Canada Goose. These cows know, and now you do too.