Put this on repeat when you’re getting ready to go out tonight. Like hype music only with some Russian death, for good measure.
Russians accidentally bomb themselves in Alchevsk, Luhansk region. pic.twitter.com/fgPEOAX8z4
— Visegrád 24 (@visegrad24) June 24, 2022
I tagged our friend Alex Dayrabekov who recently moved back into his condo after Russians sacked his hometown. He fucking LOVES watching Russian soldiers attacking his country die, so this will make his weekend.
DaHahahahahahaha!! 😂 @Dayrabekov https://t.co/cPQoC2UJd0
— Dean Blundell (@ItsDeanBlundell) June 24, 2022
See?
On June 17 when 4 Eurorpean leaders were giving a press conference in Kyiv, Ukrainian Tochka U reached one of the most important warehouses of weaponry in the occupied territories. Big success! 💪👏🇺🇦 pic.twitter.com/6gVDLD5KNs
— 🇺🇦Alex Dayrabekov (@Dayrabekov) June 18, 2022
Kaboooooooom!
Russian death is one of those “MEH” things in 2022. Better people would call this a human tragedy. I think it’s fitting.
The guy forcing these Russians into bombing themselves makes people carry his shit around in a special suitcase. It’s all starting to come together.
The guy with the suitcase is an agent tasked with collecting Putin's poop.
Extreme credibility, 100% fact.
It is done to prevent foreign agents from analyzing Putin's health from his poop. pic.twitter.com/tHVstrjHKL
— Horesmi 🇺🇦🤝🇷🇺🤝🇧🇾 (@Horesmi) June 10, 2022
Their dear leader walks around with his shit in a suitcase. I’d bomb myself too.
DB
