And they did it at home in front of real Canadians waving real Canadian flags because they love this country and are VERY proud to be Canadian.
#CANMNT IS GOING BACK TO THE WORLD CUP!!! pic.twitter.com/jqwmPo26YR
— Footy Prime The Podcast (@footy_prime) March 27, 2022
WE ARE CANADA! 🍁 WE ARE GOING TO QATAR!#CANMNT #ForCanada #WCQ pic.twitter.com/j6hZYGETak
— Canada Soccer (@CanadaSoccerEN) March 27, 2022
It wasn’t even close. Canada closed out their World Cup birth with a 4-Dick walk against a VERY cold Jamaican squad. Kyle Larin score the winner early and the game was academic at that point. The packed house at BMO just partied their dicks off for the next 60 minutes while Canada kept piling on and for the first time since 1986, Canada is World Cup-bound and is absolutely a dark horse.
THE GREATEST CANADIAN GOAL SCORER OF ALL TIME… CYLE LARIN 1-0!!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦#CANMNT #ForCanada #WCQ2022 @CanadaSoccerEN pic.twitter.com/ObcR6pXOvr
— Tim and Friends (@timandfriends) March 27, 2022
Look at these fucken BEAUTIES!!!
And it feels sooooooo good! 🍁#CANMNT #ForCanada #WCQ #WeCan pic.twitter.com/TaFnrAmJ8W
— Canada Soccer (@CanadaSoccerEN) March 27, 2022
Alphonso Davies live-streaming his reaction from Munich was fucking wild, too. He’s everything that’s right with this country and despite having to stay in Munich, he RODE with his boys for 90 minutes and his reaction repping his adopted country on soccer’s biggest stage is fucking unreal to watch. From refugee to soccer superstar, Davies IS TEAM CANADA.
#CanMNT icon @AlphonsoDavies REACTS to WORLD CUP QUALIFICATION ✅🍁
Like all of us right now, Alphonso Davies is in tears 😭😭😭
Join our post-game celebrations, LIVE 🔴https://t.co/NHgvgkyhxj pic.twitter.com/1fIikH2Z17
— OneSoccer (@onesoccer) March 27, 2022
Do you know what else happened today? We took our flag back.
Just want to thank #CANMNT for taking the Canadian flag back from those fucking hillbilly racists who stole it. 🍁🙌 pic.twitter.com/SbLe6U9IEp
— Dean Blundell (@ItsDeanBlundell) March 27, 2022
Like a trucker convoy, except for winners!!! #CanMNT pic.twitter.com/HRoFvxipAM
— Steve V 🍁 IAMCANADIAN 🍁 (@FarAndWide) March 27, 2022
BMO Field took our flag back 🇨🇦@ItsDeanBlundell @LochlinCross @ryanlindley pic.twitter.com/5CL7tQjGg1
— Ray Rauth 🇨🇦🇺🇦 (@dpn_ray) March 27, 2022
Did you see that, too? In honor of this group of Canadian soccer players made up of mostly immigrants and refugees taking our flag back from a bunch of EXTRA stupid racist hillbilly fucks, I’m going to spend this week driving that point home. On the show, Twitter, here in blog form, I plan on commissioning our entire network to take the Canadian flag back from Fucko’s like this:
A regular feature of this protests has been people waving the Canadian flag upside down, a trend that is continuing today #cdnpoli #ottnews pic.twitter.com/YnCqw84IUj
— Mackenzie Gray (@Gray_Mackenzie) February 19, 2022
I hope those racist douchers HATE the idea that people of color and immigrants filled this country with the kind of civic pride they hate.
I hope they know how much more important EVERYONE else is than they are.
I hope they saw the sea of Canadian flags being flown by real Canadians.
I hope they break both their legs kicking the dog but I REALLY hope, I stop wanting to beat guys flying upside-down Canadian flags on hockey sticks off the back of their pickup trucks.
They do it because they have tiny dicks AND are genetic disasters. Their parents drank a lot during conception, probably moonshine, so these racists are extra stupid and probably didn’t count guys like me using Canadian Soccer glory to shove their stupidity up their asses, but here we are.
With real Canadians.
What a scene as Canada arrives at BMO Field.
Flares. 🇨🇦 flags. Fandom hitting a new level.
It’s going to be a madhouse inside the stadium today. #CANMNT pic.twitter.com/YyGRkvRbEz
— Devin Heroux (@Devin_Heroux) March 27, 2022
Today will live forever for a few reasons.
Canada’s Men’s National Soccer Team, qualified for Qatar.
They haven’t been there since 86.
Soccer became a BIG fucking deal in Canada today (again – h/t CANWNT Olympic Champs).
People were allowed to get shittered at a packed sporting event for the first time in 2 years.
Craig Forrest made me cry.
My friend @craigforrest1 just made me cry. You will not find a better man or ambassador for #CANMNT or this country. Chills. https://t.co/L6Jup35QxP
— Dean Blundell (@ItsDeanBlundell) March 27, 2022
And a bunch of good old Canadian boys took our flag back from Canada’s dumbest.
What a time to be alive.
DB
