One of three things is wrong with Conor Mcgregor.
- He’s a cokehead
- He has more testosterone coursing through his deadly Irish veins than any man on planet earth (explains his enormous Penis.)
- He has anger management issues
Maybe all three, actually. I find this video of his egregious assault to be the least most offensive things he’s done and if this happened in Canada, he’d have to buy the guy a phone and pay a fine. BFD. Instead, this happened in Miami Beach so he was charged with robbery and mischief because America is fucked. He’s due back in court in April.
He looks like a luchador desperately trying to tag his partner so he can get into the ring and kick some ass in a tag team match.
He basically runs Ireland and he’s friends with the Irish mob (who are scared of him too) so he’s not used to not getting away with this, but whatever. I’d be honored if he smashed my phone. I’d put it on eBay, sell it for 10k and buy 5 more phones. But that’s me. I’m always thinking about how to turn chicken shit into chicken soup without looking like a pussy.