— Joe 🇨🇦 (@joemorin73) July 27, 2022
The smoke break halfway through the daring booze caper is such a drunk guy power move.
Pro Tip, drunk guys: Check the door first. It’s tough to be mindful when you’re shithoused so write it on your hand before you go out.
“Check Door First” if you have a drunken proclivity to steal shit when you’re wasted.