I know. “The first thing you see when you see this tweet is a big white ass, but wait!
Maybe gravity limited his choices but there’s zero quit in that ass and I love that we got to see his entire asshole. You don’t often see viral videos based around an unexpected moon where the entire asshole is so eminently featured in the video.
And shouldn’t the sweat pants be forced in the opposite way? He was wedging south and the pants went south. Am I wrong?
It’s like a goddamned magic trick.