Absolute ROCKET of a headline by me.
Grace Life Church is a pentecostal evangelical church on the outskirts of the beautiful city of Edmonton, Alberta.
Alberta Health and Safety shit them down this week as these variants surged because Pastor Dick Nuts (actual name) kept holding services.
After AHS erected (love typing that word) a barrier around the church, Grace Life’s congregation showed up for church today and they weren’t too happy.
To the rest of Canada,
Do you know where the most ignorant citizens in your province are this morning?
— Michelle Park (@chelleynpark) April 11, 2021
Sure, they started out nice, standing around like Jesus himself was going to wheel up in a fucking SWEET Ford Raptor with sick running boards, pop out and scream ‘Fuck yeah, my children!”
Bring in the fire trucks pic.twitter.com/WdV7yBAMc4
— KM (@KMalts11) April 11, 2021
(Hold on to your asshole Marty, this next bit is terrific.)
These loving Christians seem to be agitated. As someone who was brought up in a brand of this lunacy, I can’t say I’m surprised that they got sick of waiting to sit in their favorite church pew and stormed the gates.
The fence is coming down pic.twitter.com/gFCroOuhin
— Laura Krause (@LauraKrauseNews) April 11, 2021
You see, what’s at stake for this kind, patient, loving, group of people is eternal life.
This particular sect of ‘Evangelical Christianity’ is extreme. They’ve been told by their pastor, the COVID19 ‘hoax’ is the government trying to usher in the end times so they can give every Canadian ‘the mark of the beast’.
IF a Christian is branded with ‘the mark of the beast’ they are no longer welcome into the kingdom of heaven when they die. This is kind of at odds with EVERYTHING they are taught to believe, therefore they don’t give a shit if they or their kids die.
They’d rather be in heaven.
That’s why they don’t care about masks or you or fences. They are going to live forever and everything they do to resist reality is encouraged by their bible and the guy translating the bible. Pastor James Coates – Esquire.
Alberta has a born-again evangelical premier in Jason Kenny and he’s in no hurry to start throwing his fellow heaven-bound friends in the hoosgow so no one was arrested. The RCMP were forced to eat shit and disease for hours by a group of degenerate cult members who don’t care if they live or die as a result.
Politics and religion are a major fucking problem in western Canada because religious politicians don’t serve the people. They serve their one true lord because their eternal life is more important than this one.
— Handmaids For Kenney (@HandmaidAlberta) April 11, 2021
That’s why today happened. That and poor education.