Sometimes, your day is just gonna suck. This is one of those days.
If her day wasn’t bad enough after getting ejected from a sidewalk bench with a pile f city garbage, her dress was pinned under the carnage making it impossible to stand up. That’s the kind of moment you take as a sign from God telling you bluntly to go home and stay there.
It’s like rain on your wedding day.
It’s a free ride when you’re already late.
I used to believe ‘God’ spoke to us through incidents like this and still do to some extent. Think about it: this has probably never happened before, and might never happen again. It’s for sure the first time I’ve seen one of these lazy garbage truck with a pinscher on the front and what are the chances this woman is chilling on this bench the same day this idiot had to empty the garbage?
Gramma appears to be wearing a thong under that sundress so she likes to party but this is too much.
Heads up old folks on park benches in Miami you might be next.