Tizz. Mr. Tizzy. Mr. Tizz.
Whatever this beautiful bearded man wants to call himself, that’s how I’ll respectfully refer to him when he comes on our show.
And, OOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFF. This little prick will never work again.
— Dean Blundell (@ItsDeanBlundell) June 21, 2022
— The Platypus (@ThePlatypusCA) June 21, 2022
A little fella with a neck tattoo selfie attacked Caryma.
That’s our guy. I hope the fine men and women down at TPS charge this man and he’s prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. I also hope he finds a friend and a mirror who has the courage to tell him he looks like a pirate in a questionable porno.
Mr. Tizz(y?) is the king of this shit. He crowd-sources information and takes great pride in delivering a Michael Moore short sewering the world’s biggest pricks and this young man qualifies.
Maybe he’ll get into a diversion program where he can learn to make birdhouses with other little offenders. Woodworking is a dying art and birds are absolutely everywhere. If he’s smart he’ll harness this and turn it into a birdhouse empire on at least 4 street corners every Saturday and Sunday.
See how we’ve turned this into a good news story?