I’m not sure if Pat and Vanna are picking idiots for ratings, but I hope they keep it up.
new wheel of fortune feather in your cap just dropped pic.twitter.com/6plTr0DdqG
— where the hell am i (@katewitko) March 16, 2022
“PEDAL BOAT!!! PEDAL BOAT!!!”
Make fun of these wieners if you like but NOTHING makes a religious ‘Wheel’ watcher come to life like 3 contestants who clearly should not be contestants on Wheel Of Fortune. This kind of disaster activates loser wordsmiths while going viral which translates to ratings and if there’s ONE thing more important than not bullying dumb people on TV, it’s using dumb people for sweet, sweet, ratings.
Our brains are wired for trainwrecks and outrage and social media is designed to reward outrage so shit like this is EXACTLY what a 35-year-old game show needs to survive in the digital age. Idiots.
Add this to the greatest Wheel of Fortune chokes of all time montage💀 pic.twitter.com/CoUC442KLF
— 🅿️at Murphy (@pat_murphy1) March 16, 2022
SEE?
I’d appointment watch this shit if Pat guaranteed this kind of idiocy on a daily basis. Network execs know that. They’d just have to deal with VERY emotional Sajak Tweets.
LFG.
