Not him. Poor Robert Kraft. From billionaire NFL owner, unicorn boss, to a John in less than a month. There are so many parts to this story I love so let’s bring you up to speed and work backward.
Yesterday Kraft’s Lawyer responded to a report he was trying to bury the surveillance video of him getting serviced by a 36 and 58-year-old woman on two separate occasions:
Kraft, along with dozens of other men, was charged with soliciting prostitution as the result of a months-long investigation into a local massage parlor, Orchids of Asia Day Spa, as well as other massage parlors on Florida’s Treasure Coast. Today, according to TMZ, lawyers for Kraft and several other men charged in the case filed a request for a protective order to keep the videos from being released. The order, as described by TMZ, would “prevent law enforcement from releasing any evidence gathered in the investigation.” Per the New York Times, the filing adds that the evidence hasn’t yet been produced in discovery (the part of the legal process in which prosecutors are supposed to give defense lawyers their key evidence) and “therefore should remain confidential.”
It’s Lawyer speak for ‘Yeah so we’ll do anything it takes to stop that video from coming out because A) it’s probably gross and B) Robert Kraft will never be remembered the same way again and he’s not going to live forever.
Today, Mr. Kraft rejected a plea deal that would have had him get tested for STD’s, attend anti-prostitution classes and pay 5k in restitution. In return, the DOJ would drop the charges. If I’m Bob, I’m all about that deal. You fake the STD test, get some guy who looks like you to attend those classes and stop hitting rub and tugs on game day. Done and done.
Sources say #Patriots owner #RobertKraft will not accept plea deal that requires admitting guilt and providing a sworn statement acknowledging he was aware of illicit activity at #Florida massage parlor #WBZ pic.twitter.com/ulQwzstZTZ
— Cheryl Fiandaca (@CherylFiandaca) March 20, 2019
Kraft didn’t become the man he is today by laying down for anyone, so there’s no chance he’s doing 1000 hours of community service anytime soon. And he probably doesn’t give a shit about the charges. His nuclear concern is a CCTV video of him getting the old nude reverse, times two.
I find this whole story incredible for so many reasons, I can’t articulate it in long form so here it is in point form.
-For a guy who said it never happened and pleads not guilty, he sure seems interested in suppressing these videos from surfacing. I don’t blame him. I would too. If there’s one thing I’ve learned over that past few years is depending on how bad the problem is, ‘Throw money at it’ until it goes away. ‘Bangkok Kraft’ Has ALL of it, so to him, this is about as important as what kind of yogurt he’ll have with his nails in the morning.
-Cindy Yang or Ying (too lazy to cross-reference) who owned the Spa’s ran a hooker student exchange program for desperate Chinese women for male guests or Mar-A-Lago for 10 years.
-“Bangkok Kraft’ and Donald Trump are VERY close friends.
-Cindy Yang is under investigation by the DOJ for ‘Peddling Influence’ for cash in return for access to President Mushroom Dick
-One of the videos was recorded the morning of the Patriots AFC Championship Game, this year.
-There are Rumors of Trump running this escort service with Yang and this is being investigated by the FBI
While Canadian politicians are wrestling with the looming threat of plastic liners for your Crock Pot, the United States is out here playing with Russian spies, Chinese hookers and human trafficking connected to NFL owners and Presidents.
It’s like a movie that never ends.
I give Kraft credit. He didn’t go creepy young with his escorts. 36 and 58 are sexually philanthropic. Something to remember if you find yourself at the Purple Lotus. Spread it around and go off the board. It’s just the right thing to do.
Here’s a great little interview from NBC news with Yang. I’m glad she owned the spa. She’d be one of those gals you’d have to hire out of Mercy. There’s someone for everyone, I guess.