I say we got our selves a good old-fashioned wrestling ‘tea bagging’. Purely incidental.
I say wrestling move. I’d rather break my finger than have that part of another humans beings sweaty anatomy literally slow dragged across my face in the worst wrestling defeat ever.
If there were a graduating scale of ‘would you rather’ I’d rather have my finger broken but that’s where I’d draw the line (toe’s included). The collarbone is iffy while broken arms, legs, and or vertebrae, and I’d take the testicular humiliation.