Presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg made a campaign stop in Somewhere, USA today and attempted to pet a dog.
This video made me laugh out loud on my own.
I regret to inform you that Mike Bloomberg attempted to shake a dog’s mouth. pic.twitter.com/hKsagJ4xAf
— Christopher J. Hale (@chrisjollyhale) January 28, 2020
Bloomberg is worth $60 billion and this is exactly how I imagine a billionaire would pet a dog. In fact, I’d be surprised if he knows how to plug his iPhone in.
He shook the dog’s mouth like he was thanking it then froze when he realized the dog’s mouth was wet and didn’t have fingers.
That’s awesome. Embarrassingly awesome, but still awesome.
The ginger beard guy in the background with the ‘what the fuck are you doing’ smile on his face absolutely Kills me.