As we emerge from 16-month long months full of death and disease, Chicagoans are leading the way when it comes to bringing back the economy.
A pop-up strip joint on Chicago’s south side ran for hours and the ladies made THOUSANDS after advertising their pop-up pole dancing park exhibit on Facebook. One dancer said she made more in two hours than she did in the first 6 months of the year because, of course, you did, hone.
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Do you know how many horny men would spend their rent and food money on a lap dance after being locked up for 15 months? Most of them. We’ve been locked up for so long we missed spring fever X2 and these vaccines are turning horny men with expendable income into poon hunters and perverts unafraid by the light of day.
Sex work is work, people. You go, ladies. They’re all just suckers with crispy’s.