When real life becomes a Super Dave Osborne skit…
Somewhere in Europe, an older gentleman is recovering after being run over by an ambulance.
This lucky guy didn't have to wait for an ambulance. pic.twitter.com/2ika1OB0v3
— Dean Blundell🇨🇦 (@ItsDeanBlundell) December 6, 2022
Ambulances have reverse alarms, but this old fellow probably couldn’t hear it. As he dug for a delicious Werthers caramel in his trenchcoat pocket, paramedics ran him over. They had no idea until the female paramedic had SLOWLY made her way out of the ambulance with her kit.
Now THAT’S lousy paramedic-ing reminiscent of this Super Dave Osborne skit.
I miss Super Dave. No one told a joke like him. No one.
I was lucky enough to interview him years ago. He walked into the stupid with a joke about newlywed sex and left telling a joke about hookers. In between, he said about ten other jokes, and we never really did the interview unless you don’t count listening to Super Dave, telling jokes to my friends and me for 20 minutes, and interview.
Here’s the joke Super Dave told on the way into the studio. It’s NSFW.
“PS: Your cunt is in the sink.”
Anyway. Heads up for old guys in the park. They can’t hear for shit.