awareness level: 0
drunkenness level: 98
fireproof superpowers: 100 pic.twitter.com/41ivJDYUBZ
— Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) July 3, 2022
YES! Absolute legend.
For the sake of this blog, we are referring to the guy grinding with sparklers as Phil.
Phil got way too drunk at cocktail hour and decided to grab some sparklers and dance into the ceremony space. In his drunken stooper, Phil grinded on an unsuspecting lady and lit a display on fire.
This was no small fire either this thing could have burned down the entire barn. Luckily, Phil had the awareness to stomp the fire out with his entire body.
Phil succeeded and then decided to dance it out.
That’s what we call the wedding hat trick folks. If you fuck up and can fix it, no harm no foul. Channel your inner Phil next time you are at a wedding. No one ever forgets the guy who almost burns down the wedding.
Phil will have no memory but that’s classic Phil.