Mens Health – I don’t even want to think about how difficult it must be to masturbate when you’re an active service member. It can be difficult enough to find alone time when you live in a fraternity house or are staying in a hostel, let alone stationed in hostile territory. However it works logistically, there’s one man who wants to make things a little easier for the troops. And he’s doing so by making a sex toy specifically for the military. (Interested in more sex toys? Here are the 30 best ones for men.)
Brian Sloan, the man who invented the Autoblow 2 and conjured up the World’s Most Beautiful Vagina contest, is the mind behind the first sex toy specifically for military members. “I saw an opportunity to create a device for [military] use that took up less space, did not present opportunities for infections, and was unaffected by extreme environmental conditions,” Sloan said in a press release. “I think the last thing a deployed soldier wants to worry about is a leaky infected penis or a melted masturbator. It’s my goal to make masturbation safe in some of the world’s most dangerous places.”
What A Time to be alive huh? A “Military Grade Masturbation Device. The Lifetime Silicon Stroker” is here and it’s targeted to the fine men in uniform. He wants your cock sock to survive the deserts of the middle east forever and hopes you can drop your junk in there whenever you need to blow off a little steam.
I praise ingenuity. I’m pretty sure I invented the skinny wallet, but this batman type upgrade on the flesh light is real genius. And why would I question the invention from a legend in the sex toy business like Brian Sloan, inventor of Autoblow 2.
Next Up, Nuclear Grade double ended Jelly Dongs. Get on it, Brian.
