Source – “West Virginia police said a burglary suspect told them he broke into a relative’s home to recharge his phone and then stole her security system because he didn’t want her to see him on camera when he masturbated to pornography.
Tristan Torelle Tucker, 27, of St. Albans was charged Thursday with daytime burglary after an incident that was reported April 23 on Dunbar Avenue, according to a criminal complaint filed in Kanawha County Magistrate Court.
Dunbar police said the relative said she believed Tucker had broken into her home because he had done this several previous times.”
There’s an old saying: “It’s better to ask for forgiveness than permission”. That’s especially true here.
I imagine it woulda been a Siberian-sized NO if he asked his relative if they wouldn’t mind letting him charge his phone and jerk off to a little porn. And even if he didn’t hear the word no, I imagine the relative probably would have called the police and we wouldn’t be enjoying this story.
I may sound like a broken record, but when it comes to people like our McDonald’s couple that HAD to bang in the dining room or people that pull it on the plane because they HAD to, you really have to respect their sex drive.
If stopped by my aunt’s house because I needed to charge something, and even if I did really need to masturbate, I’d probably head in to the bathroom and conjure up an image from the spank bank. However Tristan Tucker I am not.
You only need to look at his picture to know that the man realized after the fact there was a security camera keeping an eye on him. My guess is that’s when he decided to collect her security equipment in a panic, and, for anyone whose family member has walked in on your masturbatory activities, you’d do anything to avoid it.
