Source – “A former East Troy man argued with his wife about sex, threatened to shoot off his own penis, went into another room and fired four shots, according to a criminal complaint.
“If I’m not using it, I might as well shoot it off,” Robert C. Ahorner, 57, formerly of N7270 Highway 120, East Troy, told his wife during the argument, according to the complaint filed in Walworth County Court.
On May 3, Walworth County sheriff’s deputies responded to the East Troy home and found what looked like four bullet holes in the floor of the master bathroom, according to the complaint.”
Let’s be serious for a second. There’s no way this fella was gonna shoot his dick off. Consider it a cry for dick help but he does have a point, which seems to be lost in the shooting the gun into the floor for no good reason. Either way, if she’s not gonna give it up, he’s certainly wishing for his right to watch some porn and give it a pull.
In one of our recent podcasts, we talked about a friend of mine who was catfished into self love on Facebook by a scammer in the Philippines. She threatened to send the video to everyone on his friends’ list unless he wired her 10k. He went to the cops and they called her to tell her the gig was up, but not before she sent the video of his fapping to people, including to his mom and wife.
When his wife questioned him, he said “You’re not giving me enough at home. Be happy it was only a chick on the net.”
Power move. They now have the best sex life ever because she doesn’t want him making any more videos. In some cases, when played right, some threats work. Dick shooting might be over the line tho.