Source – Your crotch has been missing something all these years and you didn’t even know it.
It’s called a “Beachtail,” and it’s basically a crotch charm designed to embellish your bikini when you’re at the beach. Because apparently your swimwear isn’t enough on its own!
Japanese retailer BoDivas is behind the bizarre crotch charms, which are formed of a small metal chain to be worn inside your bikini bottoms. Once hooked inside bikini bottoms, four chains adorned with stones will dangle from your crotch.
Sounds so comfortable.
Dont those look like a couple of metallic alien testicles? And how can this be comfortable at all? Not that comfort and fashion go hand in glove with women’s clothing and accessories, but this is fucked. Its almost the vaginal equivalent of the Cilice worn By Silas in the DaVinci Dode as a form of self-punishment and torture but isn’t that pretty much wearing high heels is like?
It’s almost the vaginal equivalent of the Cilice worn By Silas in the DaVinci Dode as a form of self-punishment and torture but isn’t that pretty much wearing high heels is like.?
Practically speaking I’d think to snag an errant hair in that region has to be a possibility as well. Nothing about this makes any sense to me which usually means bodivas will sell millions of these genital bracelets and they will be all the rage.
If it works, be on the lookout for the male equivalent that you tie off around your nutsack and hang out the bottom of your board shorts.
