I don’t know if Nakula Das or Nicholas Pereira are running for federal office but they appear to be the same guy. He’s running for federal office in New Brunswick for the PPC. His day job? He’s a semen retention expert whose life goal is to help men retain their semen for mind-blowing sex.
This guy is incredible. Who says politics can’t be fun?
NakulaDas.com: Want better sex? Want a Connected and Fun Relationship? Want More Energy to Pursue your Dreams? If this is what you and your audience want… Nakula is your man.
Nakula’s energy inspires everyone he meets to let go of personal limitations and fear. His talks and workshops guide and challenge audiences to go within themselves and reconnects with their heart and sexual energy. Not only do his talks inspire and challenge, they also transform those who hear his words.
Nakula uses his endless supply of energy to help spread the knowledge of Sexual Alchemy all over the world. Using social media, workshops, seminars, retreats and speaking engagements, Nakula is clearly an unstoppable force.
Nakula Founded the 6-Week Training program for men, Become A Sexual Alchemist and Co-Founded the Spiritual Bad Boys training community that teaches men the ancient art and science of semen retention and sex transmutation.
This guy is fucking hilarious.
Right now the world needs more men with FULL BALLS, according to this PPC candidate. That’s the kind of guy I want to represent me. A man who thinks a testicle sack full of semen is humanity’s cure-all is the kind of guy you want in Ottawa fighting for you.
FUCKING, GOLD.
This cat sums up politics in 2021. It doesn’t matter who you are, as long as you have a heartbeat, you can run for office in Canada. Conservatives have about 20 men/women like Nakula the Nut Specialist but they hide their weirdness. That’s what I like about the PPC party. I’ll never vote for them but at least they’re an entertaining bunch of fuckwits who LOVE running weirdos in ridings they have no chance of winning.
At least you know Nicholas/Nakula won’t be masturbating at work like Liberal MP Will Amos. When you master your balls, according to Nakula/Nicholas, you’re WAY more productive.
I hope this guy wins. He won’t, but I hope he does because I’m just here for the content.
DB
