Everyone in England chips in until the job’s done. Brits and a Polish national grabbed a Narwhal Tusk, and a fire extinguisher then promptly beat that ass with other like-minded overly aggressive patriots.
KCCO by order of your goddamned DNA.
A guy who was with us at Fishmongers Hall took a 5’ narwhale tusk from the wall and went out to confront the attacker. You can see him standing over the man (with what looks like a white pole) in the video. We were trying to help victims inside but that man’s a hero #LondonBridge
— Amy Coop (@theamycoop) November 29, 2019
Fucking BIG hero points for ‘Lukasz’ the Narwhal Stabber (he’s also a chef, ladies) who refused to give his last name after beating the shit out of the terrorist in front of 3 packed rush-hour double-decker buses. He’s currently in the hospital being treated for stab wounds to the hand and arm but he and his enormous balls are fine.
Some people dream about ripping Narwhal Tusks off walls to stab terrorists in the chest, Lukasz lived it and THAT’S incredible.
This is the start of Usman Khan’s stabby streak. He ended up killing a man and woman, both in their early 20’s and probably woulda killed more if it weren’t for Lukasz and all the bystanders who disarmed the prick.
During the blitz of WW2, Londoners would spend the night in the underground, clean up the wreckage left by Geman bombers in the morning then head to work in the afternoon. They’d shoot the Luftwaffe out of the sky after dinner and did so for 57 straight days before Hitler gave up citing massive losses to British/Polish fighter pilots and the ‘British Spirit’. Scholars would say Herman Goering’s shitty intelligence officers were to blame too but that doesn’t fit my narrative.
Back to work.