Metro UK – A man had metal rings cut off from around his penis after a ‘sexual experiment’ went wrong.
According to reports, Wirat, who unsurprisingly didn’t want to give his last name, had been pleasuring himself at home in Thailand when the unfortunate accident occurred.
Two of the metal rings he was using for his experimental masturbation technique somehow ‘slipped on to his penis’ and he was left in agony.
The 33-year-old rushed to Pattaya City Hospital after his manhood begun swelling when its blood circulation was seemingly cut off by the foreign objects.
Wirat initially told doctors he had no idea how the metal rings got onto his penis but later admitted he had put them there himself while ‘experimenting’.
But the job was too difficult for surgeons, who had to call in firefighters to help.
They arrived with pliers and several cutting tools in order to get the job done.
Luang Watcharapong, from the Sawang Boribun Fire Rescue Centre, said: ‘We had to be careful not to hurt his penis because the rings were stuck very tightly.
‘We don’t know how long he had the ring on his penis before he went to hospital.
‘The doctors tried first then we arrived at 1pm and it took us around 30 minutes to remove it. We used small cutters.
‘The man said thank you and he left. He felt much better. He would not give details of exactly what happened.’
I don’t know if they teach “How to Cut Rings off Boners” in firefighter school, but it sounds like they do in Thailand and man did that come in handy for this guy.
This guy impressed me on two fronts.
- Most people would have suffered in silence and not bothered to seek professional help due to the embarrassment of putting three metal rings around your dick and trying to have a wank. He knew he was in trouble and had to take action. Instead of turning black and falling off, his schwartz is back in business and ready for the next adventure.
- The size of the blurred out dick n’ nuts on the pics looks pretty impressive. Judging by the length, he didn’t have anything to hide and probably didn’t think twice about showing people his gear. It’s possible there was some false engorgement due to the cock rings, but who cares. We’ve all taken advantage of good dick days, and no one can judge a man that puts that shit out there. We’d all do the same.
Adequate man does a yearly tally of what people have put in/on themselves that required a visit to emergency which makes this look like an ear piercing. Dick rings seem like child’s play. I didn’t mean it like that.