Source – “Donald Trump thinks giving information to Russia is good, but exercise is bad.
The President’s views on exercise were revealed in a New Yorker article and the upcoming Washington Post biography of the president, “Trump Revealed.”
According to the stories, Trump stopped athletics after college because he “believed the human body was like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted.”
Hmm. I think he’s onto something here. I know he can’t be trusted and I also know he’s a complete fucking moron when it comes to everything from confidential information to wiretaps and pussy grabbing. ANYWHO, this makes sense to me.
Don’t I know every study and everyone in the world, whether in shape or not, knows this makes no sense. In fact, if you overheard a fat 70-year-old man tell someone that exercise is bad because it drains your energy and you only have so much of it, you’d think he was just a crazy old bastard. You would be correct, unless you consider “alternative facts” here. Unfortunately, Trump just gave millions of really stupid Americans an excuse to be fat and never work out.
The mind-numbing portion of brain-dead idiots that put Dickfarm Don in office and hang on every lie now have the ultimate excuse to continue to be unhealthy loads.
I like it though. It’s a cool new take for never doing shit. Too bad I know he’s full of it.