And who doesn’t like a chicken sandwich?
The Platypus:“Freedumb clown” Chris “Sky” Saccoccia has lost all relevance and is now pimping fried chicken sandwiches on Telegram to sustain his lifestyle.
A puffy-eyed Saccoccia can be seen promoting the food of a restaurant in Edmonton. He claims they didn’t know who he was, and he’s just so passionate about the food that he’s promoting it for free.
In front of the restaurant, Saccoccia can be seen wearing a tanktop displaying the logo of the restaurant. Whether or not he purchased the clothing or received it in exchange for a review is unclear.
If you want to keep tabs on the downfall of a pandemic legend, The Platypus is a great site to check from time to time if you like jerking off to schadenfreude. They follow Chris and a few other notable jackwagons pretending to be someone during the pandemic.
I can’t tell you how many times we told you Chris Sky was nothing without the pandemic “Just Say No” t-shirt sales and traveling tent revivals for fucking idiots. And I stand corrected. He’s a Chicken sandwich salesperson who fakes those videos too. He knows the chicken sandwich shop’s owner and is lying. He’s a compulsive liar, so there’s a 100% chance the chicken sandwich in question tastes like shit.
Maybe the Chicken Sandwich shop hasn’t seen their new spokesperson in action:
Look, we’ve had a lot of laughs at the expense of Chris Sky (Saccoccia). But there’s something deeply sinister beneath his buffoonish surface.
— Caryma Sa'd – Lawyer + Political Satirist (@CarymaRules) November 20, 2021
That’s the problem Chris will run into as a pitchman. His reputation is he’s a juiced-up, racist, homophobic compulsive liar. Tough to take his word on
But here we are! The post-pandemic transformation of one Chris Sky is complete. He’s reached his very predictable destiny: hawking chicken sandwiches on Telegram (the only app he’s not banned from) to Russians and poor trailer park dwellers who can’t afford chicken sandwiches.
His adult film star wife, Jenny, put an ad on craigslist last week promoting her eyelash extension business, too.
You just HATE to see it.