Find the duck 🦆 pic.twitter.com/3S9zOzdLnB
— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) August 18, 2022
I’ve often said the road to cultural recovery needs to be paved with the series of stupid distractions we can all enjoy together regardless of cultural conviction or vaccine status.
Enter ‘Find The Duck,’ where blindfolded contestants compete against each other to find a duck in a playpen.
I’d watch this for HOURS if it were on TV. HOURS.
No one watching this is wondering if the person next to them is vaccinated. They’re distracted by five people who look ridiculous, trying to catch a duck they know is there but can’t see.
I’m considering starting the Canadian Duck Catching League along with Arm Boxing.
Spectators won’t be allowed to talk about vaccines or masks. No one from the Fake Trucker Church or the Clownvoy will be allowed in because I’d own the league, but other than that, it’s a place to forget and come together.
It’s time to heal. Let’s do this.