There was some serious drama at a Mickey D’s in Far East El Paso Sunday night after an irate customer lost it over fries.
According to Alfredo Sanchez, who recorded the altercation on his phone and spoke to KFOX 14 about the incident, the blowup happened at the McDonald’s on Montana and George Dieter at around 11:30 p.m. Sunday (8/6/17).
Sanchez told the TV station the unidentified man wasn’t lovin’ it that he’d “waited two hours for fries,” and the verbal attacks soon turned physical.
The guy takes off his shirt and he’s ready to fight him, ready to fight, jumps over the counter and that’s when he hits the guy,” he said. “He just punches him, right here, right on the lip.”
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I never understood the ripping of the shirt routine to combat another man. It all seems very homoerotic when a guy does this and gets aggressive with another man. If you like the guy dont mask it by trying to start a semi naked wrestling match, just tell him you like his business and give him your #.
Seems like a very convoluted way to tell someone you’re into them. In the lead up to fights where there’s a war of words invariably someone tells someone else to “suck their dick” or yells “Blow Me” seems like more of an invitation to touch and be closer than fighting words. On the off chance, someone takes you up on the offer you better be ready to dance.
You: ‘Fuck you, suck my dick!”
Them: “Ok. do you wanna go to the McDonalds or come over?”
You: “Umm I really didn’t think this through. I meant to fight, not oral sex. “Them: “No way Bro. No Welching. I’m a man of action, and that seems like an excellent way to de-escalate the situation. I’m sucking it.”
This is what Wikipedia calls “A Mexican Standoff.”
A Mexican standoff is a confrontation between two or more parties in which no participant can proceed or retreat without being exposed to danger. As a result, all participants need to maintain the strategic tension, which remains unresolved until some outside event makes it possible to resolve it.
That outside even might end up filling your mouth so choose your fighting words wisely. And leave your shirt on. You just look like a douche.
