It’s not the first load of sausage she hides in the holy of holy’s. It’s the fondling of all the other meats after touching her lady wiener that would be a problem for me and other shoppers.
There’s some desperation here that needs to be considered before passing judgment. Maybe the old bird is broke and looking for a meaty lifeline? Wouldn’t you feel like a total asshole if this poor Russian lady was trying to feed her family while you were busy making dildo jokes?
I’m happy she didn’t try to jam the super-wide pack of liverwurst in there. She thought about it before putting in her purse.