Remember when TLC (The Learning Channel) made shows about surgical procedures and climate change?
Fuck that. TLC execs want bonuses this year, so they’re giving the people what they want:
Milf Manor: A show where eight single, mature moms vie for some younger D over six weeks in a beachfront mansion in Mexico.
Welcome to #MILFManor! Eight hot moms leave home for the chance to find love with men half their age, but they're greeted with a shocking twist. The new series premieres January 15th at 10/9c on @TLC. pic.twitter.com/SdkuyotqLi
— TLC Network (@TLC) December 14, 2022
30 rock literally foretold this https://t.co/dl8fNgVR6c pic.twitter.com/sVKkQCWgOk
— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) December 14, 2022
Sorry but Milf Manor has already been done as far as I’m concerned pic.twitter.com/pXrjnLQlAf
— blood red (@bloodredrob) December 15, 2022
This will be watched. Between Milf Manor, 90-day fiance, and the 12,000-pound sisters, 2023 looks like TLC’s year.
Seeing things you’ve never seen before is still learning, friends.
TLC taught me that a woman could have a baby in her sweatpants without knowing she’s was pregnant.
(“I looked down, and there was a baby in my sweatpants” are the most incredible words ever spoken on TV, by the way)
Milf Manor, like the baby in the sweatpants story, has a twist. The young college dudes these MILFS are vying to BONE are known to or related to these 8 “beautiful” women.
(Think stepmom porn on cable TV minus the bunghole shots and nudity)
Me after seeing MILF Manor trending on Twitter. pic.twitter.com/8fvRFvJX4O
— In My Mind (@MeAloneInMyMind) December 14, 2022
We’re dedicating (Ryan Lindley) as our “Milf Manor” correspondent. Rookie will be covering the show too. We need more than one man on MILF MANOR if there are 8 MILFS (it airs Jan 15), and our Milf Manor news team will have IT ALL.
LFG.
